a conversation
me: Good morning. How are you doing?
intern: I'm alright. My back is sore.
me: I'm sorry to hear that. Did you do something to yourself?
intern: [super casually] Yeah. Last night, I had sex with my best friend on the bathroom floor.
me: [dumbfounded] Oh. . .
posted by rachel @ 10:02 PM
1 Comments:
"Having sex with your roomate on the bathroom floor" is probably just code for slipping on a warm pool of mayonnaise-and-peep dipping sauce while raiding the fridge for a bite of pre-packaged chocolate cookie dough and a pickle at 2 am.
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