the brother can write
my brother's writing amuses me:
from his review of Anchorman:
"In an era without cable news networks and the Equal Rights Amendment—too bad we only got one of those—"
From an upcoming piece in which my family discusses movies:
"Here to present their thoughts on the best, worst, and overlooked films of last year are Pam, who gave me the Iverson, Greg, who gave me the Long, and Rachel who gave me a graphic novel about lesbians for Christmas."
If there is any justice in the world (doubtful) this fellow will have a job in media awaiting him come May.

3 Comments:
YOU JUST GAVE AWAY YOUR SECRET IDENTITY!
now the internet supervillains will kidnap mom and dad, and tie them up at the top of a bridge, awaiting a final show down with you.
and the tops of bridges are COLD.
you should think of the ramifications, next time.
"with great power comes great merchandising opportunities."
also, I changed it from "lesbians" to "prostitutes."
more accurate.
-yo' bro'
yes, because lesbians=prostitutes
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