crash!

I collided with a door today. I was driving a forklift. I survived. The forklift survived. The door: not so much. I nearly hit a truck moments later, but managed to avoid it.

I was worried about the boss's reaction, as the organization is super strapped for cash and wouldn't welcome an emergency door repair bill. It was fine. She told me stories of a man who used to regularly punch holes in walls and frequently tore doors from their frames while forklift driving.

"He's the only person I've ever written up. I even started to think about firing him," She told me.

It is time to be done with working here. Four days left.