conversation, version 3.0

A few nights ago, I was chatting with F on the phone. We were discussing my application to BVS, which I need to get done this weekend. I'm not worried about my chances of getting in. It's a program that a friend did immediately post-college. I have a few years of service-related work experience on top of some good college grades, a few people who will say I am amazing, some great application essays (in theory - I still must write them), so my acceptance isn't in too much doubt, as long as get my application together. F is going to be one of those folks who tell them that I am amazing. The conversation that arose:

Me: I don't see why they won't accept me, as long as you don't tell them I'm a cannibal.
F: Yeah, they probably wouldn't accept a cannibal.
Me: Cannibals aren't a protected class or anything. . .
F: They should have a lobby group working on that.
Me: They should.
F: Yes, Cannibals for Exalted Status. CES.
Me: Excellent.

There aren't enough (any?) groups with 'Exalted' in their titles.
Cannibals for Exalted Status - you heard it here first.